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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via cumfort)





fake-mermaid:

jraphic:

fake-mermaid:

im in ma moms car
broom broom

get out me car





jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

this “b)” is just mike wazovski with sunglasses

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(Source: jerkofficial, via hate)





*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via fake-mermaid)





harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via hate)





klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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